You Know You're Breastfeeding When...

1. you indiscrimately grab your breasts.... not in a sexual way, to check which boob has more milk....
2. you search your wardrobe for a top to wear that would allow you whip your boobs in the least time possible...and they aren't for your other half's benefit....
3. you look at a the pacifier not as a saviour but as a rival to your breastfeeding efforts.... 
4. you are "baby-trained", ie you wake up at about feeding time waiting for baby to wake up eventhough you haven't had quite enough sleep yet
5. new parts of your body hurt/tingle, that didn't before, when you touch cold water...
6. you say 'BF' and you don't mean bestfriend...
7. you shriek in the bathroom when your "faucets" turn on...
8. you understand where the expression "crying over spilt milk" comes from and it's not just an expression anymore... 
9. the amount of poop in your baby's diaper gives you a sense achievement - telling you that she had a good feed on the breast earlier....
10. you wonder if there was anyone else who might walk in through the door while you were nursing... don't people knock anymore?!

But it's all worth it....